whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
Characters saying the name of the Harry Potter movies.
(Source: johannamasons)
the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
I call this game how many pieces of uncooked spaghetti can I throw at my cat until she gets pissed off and bites me
39
i bet she’s spaghetting tired of your shit
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
(Source: squidwurd)
